Sunday Snog – Absolute Valentines.



Today’s kiss comes from Clouds, Sex and Chocolate one of three Victoria Blisse stories in the House of Erotica collection Absolute Valentines.

Here’s the book blurb:

Valentine’s day is the perfect time for some furtive fumbling and secret sauciness. This amazing collection of nine erotic stories all with a valentine’s theme is sure to get your heart thumping, your blood pumping and your pulse racing. Written by some of the adult and romantic fiction world’s best-loved authors, this special digest is a Valentine’s treat that can be enjoyed all year round!

For all us Brits caught in the never-ending rains (My sincere best wishes go to all of you stuck in the floods!) this story about lazy sunshine and chocolate is a great bit of escapism.

I love watching the clouds float by lying in the soft, fragrant grass with the warmth of the summer sun heating my body. It’s all the better when there is a guy snuggled up beside me, feeding me my favourite chocolate. A dark, crisp bar bejewelled with pieces of sweet and spicy crystallised ginger.

“That one looks like a church, look there’s the steeple.”

“Oh yeah,” he said, “I can see that. I have bad news, though.”


“This is the last piece of chocolate.”

He places a small chunk of sweetly bitter chocolate between my lips and I kiss his fingers as he pulls then away.

“Darn, who ate it all?”

“Maybe it was pixies?” He replies with a chuckle.

“That’s a possibility. Oh, look, that one looks like one of those old fashioned phones, you know the candlestick ones?”


“There,” I say and prod my finger at the sky, “it’s so obvious.”

“Hmm, that looks significantly suggestive to me.”


“Really,” he replied, “I think it looks like a cock.”

“You’ve got it on the brain,” I said curving my hand over his body and stroking over his crotch. I can feel him hardening through the stiff cotton of his summer shorts.

“Oh, are you complaining?”

“No,” I purr, stroking his dick, feeling it swell in response to my touch, “it’s one of the main reasons I love you.”

“Mm, good.” He kisses along the curve of my neck and I slip my hand under the waistband of his shorts as a reward for his kissing caresses on one of my hottest erogenous zones.

“You’re a naughty thing,” he whispers, “seducing me in such a public place.”

“We’ve not seen a soul all afternoon,” I reply, pulling his erection clear of his pants, “and I really don’t think the sheep in the next field care what we get up too.

“Baaa,” the sheep interject just at that moment and make us chuckle.

“See,” I smile, “they just gave us permission to fuck.”

Absolute Valentines is available now at All Romance Ebooks, Amazon UK, and Amazon UK. Containing stories from myself and Lucy Felthouse, Sommer Marsden, Vanessa Sade, Scarlett Knight and other hot authors it’s the perfect gift for yourself or your lover this Valentine’s Day!

Authors, Feel free to add your snog to the list below. Just pick a kiss excerpt from one of your works (published or unpublished)and post it up on your blog. Use the Sunday Snog link back to this post then when you’ve posted it pop back here and add your URL to the list. It’s as simple as that! If you need any help at all please feel free to contact me victoria @ victoria blisse .co. uk (no spaces)


And don’t forget next week is the Valentine’s Blisse Kiss with amazing prizes and sexy snogs!