Friends Friday – Zombie Erotoclypse with Tamsin Flowers.

Hi, It’s Friday, so we must have reached the wonderful Victoria Blisse’s Friends’ Friday spot! Yes, the Zombie Erotoclypse mega-tour just keeps on rolling, a moveable feast of hot zombie action that simply keeps on coming! Zombie Erotoclypse is my new collection of five erotic zombie shorts that just go to show that, rather than wanting to suck your brains out, there other parts of you the zombies want to suck!


The first story I wrote for the collection, although it doesn’t appear first in the book, is The Joy of Zombie Sex. Can you imagine how confusing it must be to wake up one day to discover you’re a zombie? How do you know that you need to eat brains and, in my zombie world, how do you discover just how fantastic zombie sex can be? Luckily for my poor, undead heroine Alice, she stumbles right into the path of a good zombie Samaritan. Berthold takes her in, teaches her that cracking skulls is as easy as cracking eggs and shows her… the joy of zombie sex!

Here’s an excerpt: The Joy of Zombie Sex “I’m taking you home,” he said. His voice was a low rasp. He lifted me into his arms as easily as if I had been a child and with my head pressed against his chest I could the roar of his heartbeat. He covered the ground back to the apartment in long easy strides. The moment the door had closed behind us his hands were on me, tearing at my clothes as he pushed me up hard against the wall. Within seconds my T-shirt lay shredded on the floor and my jeans followed, ripped down while still done up. He kissed my mouth insistently and then burned a trail of kisses down my throat. His hands pushed back the cups of my bra and then his mouth found my breasts. His tongue was rough and his teeth were sharp, pulling at my nipples until they puckered. Sucking them hard, he stoked the fire that was building between my legs.

I moaned in approval. He looked up at me with his strange brown eyes. Then, with his hand underneath my armpits, he lifted me up, carried me through the apartment and quite literally threw me into the bedroom onto the bed. He stripped off his own clothes as roughly as he had torn off mine and, with a snarl, he was on me. He ripped away my bra and panties and his hands were all over me, stroking, feeling, exploring. I writhed underneath him and pulled him down by his shoulders to kiss him. I bit his lower lip hard until I tasted blood in my mouth and he bit back. Our tongues pressed and rubbed together frantically, the friction between them making me delirious.

One of his hands slid between my legs, cupping the soft warm flesh and pushing down hard on it. A lone finger slipped between my lips, running up and down my slit as my hips pushed up to meet him and my legs fell open. Two fingers found their way deeper, pushing wide and opening me up. I was ready now and moaning, desperate for whatever he had to give me.

I hope you enjoyed it! And if you want more, it’s only 99c or 77p for all five stories! Amazon UK Smashwords To find out whom else the zombies will be visiting over the next few weeks check out the schedule on Tamsin’s Superotica. All the best, Tamsin xxx

tamsin Author bio: Tamsin Flowers
Tamsin Flowers loves to write light-hearted erotica, often with a twist in the tail/tale and a sense of fun. In the words of one reviewer, ‘Ms Flowers has a way of describing sexual tension that forces itself upon your own body.’ Her stories have appeared in a wide variety of anthologies and she is now graduating to novellas with the intention to pen her magnum opus in the very near future. In the meantime, like most erotica writers, she finds herself working on at least ten stories at once: while she figures out whose leg belongs in which story, you can find out more about her at Tamsin’s Superotica or Tamsin Flowers. Follow her on Twitter @TamsinFlowers or on Facebook Tamsin Flowers.