Application to be Your Play Thing

Sometimes, conversations take interesting twists and somehow today I ended up writing a list of all the things I’m good for, application style for Palantilin. Good news is, I’ve got through to the interview stage! I believe that means I get to see him in his favourite suit. I am sure my oral skills will win me the job but please, wish me luck!

Dear Sir,

Thank you for considering me for this important and honoured position, please find below a comprehensive list of what makes me ideal for the job!

  • Incredibly high pain tolerance
  • Total pain slut
  • Soft and squishy, giving lots of places to beat, prod, poke,pinchand otherwise torture
  • Comes with built in pillows for snuggling and naps
  • Highly enthusiastic blow jobs, moans, groans, tongue tickles (and I swallow!)
  • Most assuredly a good girl
  • Cute blusher
  • Does as I’m told. (Mostly!)
  • I write erotica – I will write about you and for you
  • I talk erotica – I can whisper all kinds of filth in your ear
  • I think erotica – I have a wild and wicked imagination and you can use it and abuse it
  • Entertaining noises. Squeaks, moans, gasps, yells, giggles, pants, groans and mysterious sounds that need to be heard to be believed
  • Intelligent, witty bratting: Always said without thought, always thoroughly regretted. But oooh, I’m funny.
  • Fun to mind fuck. I literally love being wound up into a wet ball of needful lust
  • Kiss slut – giving, recieving, all over
  • Bite slut – same as above
  • Slutty slut – hot, wet and ready to fuck
  • My cunt is a work of interactive art
  • Highly curious, I will try out most things once, more if I like it.
  • Humiliation makes me wet
  • Will let you piss on me
  • Adorable face when being choked
  • Eager to please
  • Will do all I can to make you feel good
  • Puntastic
  • I love butt stuff
  • Multiorgasmic
  • Occasional squirter
  • Will give you complete control of my pleasure and pain
  • Orgasm denial only makes me wetter, hotter and more desperate to please
  • Brings snacks, sometimes home baked
  • All holes available for filling – simultaneously or individually
  • Begs so prettily when made to
  • Happy to be ganged up on – the more the merrier
  • Hair pulling encouraged
  • Dances prettily when in pain
  • Basically, an angel.

I do hope I make the cut, I’m ready for my interview at any time that suits you.

Will do anything to get this job.

Yes. Anything*

Lustful Regards,

Victoria

* up to but not including any hard limits or toe stubbing.

Victoria Blisse

Victoria Blisse is known as the Queen of Smut, Reverend to the kinky and is the Writer in Residence at Cocktails and Fuck Tales. She’s also an angel. Ask anyone. Mancunian Odd Duck, her northern English quirkiness shows through in all of her stories along with her own particular brand of humour and romance that bring laughs and warm fuzzies in equal measure. Passion, love and laughter fill her works, just as they fill her busy life.

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