21st April 2013 - Sunday Snog - 2 Comments

Sunday Snog Smut by the Sea Vol 2


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Oh I do like to be beside seaside and the long awaited Smut by the Sea Vol 2 is out now I thought I’d give you a snippet from my short featured in it, Honeymoon Suite.

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Light hearted, sexy fun by the sea is the theme of this erotic anthology, edited by Victoria Blisse and Lucy Felthouse.

From the sun soaked beaches of Brazil to the altogether cooler coastal towns of England, Smut by the Sea Volume 2 has it all. Whatever your interpretation of naughty seaside fun, there’s something nestling between the covers for you. Amusement arcades, beach houses, mermaids, honeymooners, shipwrecks, sex toys and more abound in this exciting collection of stories from erotica’s finest authors.

Now here’s a kiss that might just surprise you…

“See you later, honey.” Samantha leaned in and kissed my cheek.

“Yeah, bye,” I waved, cheeks heated with embarrassment, “erm, darling.”

I shut the white door behind her and turned to take in the splendour of the room I was going to stay in for the next two weeks. Light, bright and minimalist with a view from the balcony over bright blue sea and stunningly white sands. It was a fantasy come true.

Being there with Samantha however was not. I broke up with Eddy three months ago and just before we went our separate ways I had entered a contest to win an all-expenses paid honeymoon, which I consequently won.

“I can’t go on my own,” I told Sam, “I’ll have to refuse it.”

“Don’t be daft.” She slapped my arm. “You need a damn holiday and this is an all-expenses paid vacation to bloody Barbados. You’d be mad not to go.”

“But it’s a honeymoon and if you hadn’t noticed my groom ditched me at the altar.” I snapped. She was only trying to be helpful but it was still a sore spot and even thinking about Eddy made me cranky.

“Ah, but you don’t need to tell them. You just take someone else with you.”

“Like who? I’ve not exactly got a queue of hunks waiting to sweep me off my feet have I?”

“All right, less of the sarcasm missy. I was going to suggest you take your best friend. That’s me, of course, before you say something stupid.”

I looked at Sam, jaw hanging. She’s a pretty little thing, blonde haired and spindly limbed and we’d make quite the couple. Something like Little and Large with my voluptuous curves and tall frame dwarfing her.

“But we’d have to sleep in the same bed and mate, you toss and turn something chronic.” Sam looked shocked for all of three seconds.

“All right, that’s true. Well, I’ll get a room somewhere else then, won’t be half as expensive if I can fly over with you on your free ticket. Then I’ll be able to come and lounge about with you at the hotel through the day, eat my free food there and whatnot. Go on, it’ll be fun.”

I thought about it for a bit. I’m an honest woman by nature and I wasn’t sure it was right to lie to get a holiday. But I really could do with a break. I nodded.

“Oh, why the hell not. I might as well get something out of this whole disgusting mess.”

And that’s how I ended up at the five-star Sparkling Cove Hotel, Barbados, in the honeymoon suite with a bottle of champagne and a basket of fruit all to myself. I tried to relax. I was on holiday and I was surrounded by luxury. It should have been an easy task. I wasn’t achieving it inside so I strode over to the double glass doors and pressed down the handles to let myself outside onto the balcony. I slipped past the little wooden table and its two chairs and leant on the rail. I looked out over the sparkling white beach that still dazzled even under the black velvet blanket of night. I drank in the exotic fragrance of a foreign land and drank in the surroundings.

The moon and stars seemed huge. I knew it was just because of the lack of light pollution in the area but I still felt like I was somewhere otherworldly. The calming slap and rumble of the waves rolled over me, the soft breeze tickled my naked arms, pleasantly cool after the shocking heat of midday. I felt very alone in the vastness of nature.

It was when I climbed into the huge four poster bed that the sadness really hit me. The bed was meant for sex. It was meant for loving couples to seal their passion and commitment. It was not meant for a lonely woman like me.

Smut by the Sea vol 2 is out now at Amazon.co.uk and Amazon.com and if you haven’t got one already pick up a copy of Smut by the Sea Vol 1 now.

Now here’s more sexy snogs for you to enjoy. Authors simply post up a kiss on your blog then enter your details below. Feel free to use the Sunday Snog banner and point folks over here for lots more Snoggage!

And don’t forget to check out the Sexy Snippet too!

One last thing, the FIRST ever Smut by the Sea event is happening soon! On the 22nd June the Smutters are going to take over the library at Scarborough for a day of sensual fun. The daytime event is free and includes an erotic market place plus readings from renowned erotica authors, a book launch event AND a panel on how to get your smut published!

In the evening we’re having a book launch for the Smut by the Sea volumes, with a spot of Burlesque, bubbly and of course readings from both sexy volumes. Tickets are just £10 for the evening event and you can get them here.

For more info check out smutbythesea.co.uk

2 responses to “Sunday Snog Smut by the Sea Vol 2”

  1. Lily Harlem says:

    Oh, lovely kiss, Victoria – here’s the link to my snog – http://lilyharlem.blogspot.co.uk/2013/04/sunday-snog-breathe-you-in.html

    Lily x

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