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Smut by the Sea 2016 is on the 28th of May this year which means it is just 11 days away (wait, what? when did that happen? Less than 2 weeks away? Eeek) Have you got your tickets yet?

No? Well what are you waiting for? We’ve got an amazing line up this year with workshops from Jennifer Denys, Janine Ashbless and Anna Sky, performances from Bea Noir as part of the brand new incarnation Dr Scribbly and readings from lots of amazingly talented authors.

And that’s not just it, nope. We’ve got our erotic marketplace running all day. Where you’ll be able to meet event sponsors Godemiche and get to grips with their amazing handmade silicone dildos, have a go on the world famous erotic tombola and win sex toys galore, check out amazingo.co.uk and treat yourself or pick up a book from our stall and get your copy signed by the attending authors.

We have some funky, personalised prizes to win on the tombola this year, you can proclaim your love of smut whilst checking your hair or share your Smut by the Sea obsession when checking your lippy.

 

All through the day tea, coffee, cold drinks and snacks will be available from Sarah the Tea Lady, service with a smile is thrown in at no extra charge, aren’t we good to you, eh? And talking of being good, every single person gets a buffet lunch thrown in for free with their ticket. Thrown in but not thrown at you, promise!

So what are you waiting for? Tickets start at £12 (excluding paypal fees) and are available now from Eventbrite or if you don’t want to pay by paypal please email me victoria @ victoriablisse. co. uk (no spaces) and we’ll sort out an alternative.  See you in Scarborough on the 28th May!

 

 

 

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