posted in Blog | Tagged: Cliff, Cliff Richard, contest, flash fiction, Mature, Silver Flash, Victoria Blisse, Wank Wednesday
Today’s Wank Wednesday prompt is #cliff and the Silver Flash prompt is “There are some lessons in life you just never seem to learn…” Here’s what I made of it!
I apologise in advance for this one. I’ve been very indulgent indeed today! More explanation after the story!

There are some lessons in life you just never seem to learn and mine revolve around a star. Not one in the sky but a celebrity. A Pop genius, a legend and the love of my life.
Cliff Richard.
No, I’m not sixty and no I’m not a Gran. I’m in my twenties and I am mostly sane. I do have a little aberration when it comes to him. I love him. I go to the concerts, I listen to his music and I am the epitome of a besotted fan girl.
All my boyfriends were judged on their cliffness. John had the quiff but he didn’t have the heart. Steve had the voice and the sensuality but he didn’t have the charm. George was almost perfect but he broke my heart. Well and truly, we don’t talk anymore just doesn’t scratch the surface of how much he hurt me.
It was my mate Donna who sprung a surprise trip out on me. I’d barely passed the pyjamas and chocolate stage of my relationship grieving when she thrust the tickets into my hand. “Friday, me and you and Craggy Rick, no arguments.â€
You don’t argue with Donna, she doesn’t give you opportunity to. So Friday I was at the union pub propped up in the corner with Donna, a bottle of wine and Craggy. If you’ve not worked out by now Craggy is a Cliff tribute act. I’ve avoided him for years because let’s face it, no one is going to better Cliff. So I save my money and go to see the man himself.
But Donna was determined I was going to enjoy the night, I had to at least humour her. The three glasses of red wine certainly heightened my enthusiasm. Craggy didn’t sound like my idol and he didn’t look much like him either but he wasn’t half bad.
I’m not sure if it was the wine that mellowed me or if it was the pent up sexual energy from the past months of singledom but Craggy looked pretty tempting to me. He had dark, brooding eyes and a quiff, I like a good, chocolate brown quiff. He was tall, he was charming and his voice was deep and it reverberated within me. I melted.
After the show he came over to our table. I thought he’d been pulled in by Donna’s short skirt and cheeky winks but it soon became apparent I’d been wrong. Donna excused herself after fifteen minutes to go to the ladies but she never came back.
“I’ve always had a passion for Cliff,†Rick explained, “my mum loved him and whenever I listen to his voice it transports me back to my childhood and dancing round the living room with my mum.â€
I nodded enthusiastically and put a hand on his knee. He covered it with his own as we continued to chat. He had been a construction worker but when it all became to much for his joints he took up singing professionally. He’s been the karaoke king and was often compared to the ultimate bachelor boy. I was besotted with him, we connected and he ended up escorting me home. Like a gentleman he went in for a soft peck on the cheek, like the devil woman I am I pulled him in not only for a hard, deep snog I dragged him into my house for even more and like the gentleman he was he followed me in with his lucky lips without a moments fuss.
That’s why I like an older man. He was twice my age but he was twice as tender, twice as considerate as lads my own age. He made my body sing, he made my mind explode and it truly felt like we were wired for sound.
And then, then when I woke up I woke to him serenading me. Ocean Deep and the Twelve of Never, what more could a girl want?
I learnt my lesson, no one, no one ever will live up to the standard that is Cliff Richard. He is the one and he is the only. But the best man for me is a man who understands my obsession and not only understands it, he’s part of it. Rick and I married, we went to and from the church in a red, London bus, our first dance was to My Pretty one and I knew I was going to be happy for the rest of our time together.
From a distance we look like a strange couple, we get criticised all the time but we’re stronger than that. Congratulations to me, this is my kinda life and it’s filled with true love ways.
Although I am not quite as obsessed as the above lady, this story is brought to you by the 12 year old girl who wrote to a teen magazine to tell them off for taking Cliff Richard’s name in vain. This is the 30 year old woman who went to her first Cliff Richard concert and was pretty much the youngest person there. Yes, I love Cliff Richard and I’m not afraid to say it.
So, if any of you are up for it. I will give your choice of book from my back catalogue to anyone who can tell me how many Cliff Richard song titles/ Lyrics I’ve mentioned in the above example of Flash Fiction. I will accept guesses. ;) Put your answers in the comments below and be sure to place your email in the box provided so I’ll be able to contact you with your prize. I’ll draw the winner next Wednesday!
Now to read things that aren’t coloured by a life long obsession check out Wank Wednesday offerings at the eroticnotebook.co.uk and below you’ll find the Silver Flash offerings too! Something here is bound to take your fancy!
What's coming? A hot office sex bet.
posted in Blog | Tagged: bet, coming soon, menage, office sex, Temporary Insanity, threesome, Victoria Blisse, wager, wxcerpt
So, you all know what I’ve got out there right now, a Djinn and a Tasty Italian waiter. But what’s coming next? Well on the 24th October the next Blisse to be released is Temporary Insanity.

Watching leads to participation as the three of them agree on a bet that makes the working day all the more fun and definitely sexier. How brave is Caroline? What risks is she willing to take to get her ultimate prize –a threesome with the two hottest execs in the company.
And to whet your appetite here’s a suggestive little excerpt!
“A wager if you will,†Connor added as he fastened his own trousers with a quick wince of pain. I felt sorry for his buttocks. They were obviously still smarting.
“Betting? Look, I don’t have the money for anything like that.â€
“Just listen, Caroline, then you can give us your answer.â€
I nodded and folded my hands in my lap.
“Connor and I have a lot of fun messing around in places and situations where we might get caught.†Matt tucked in his shirttails in.
“But we want more,†Connor continued, “and meeting you has given us a wicked idea.â€
“It was mostly my idea,†Matt butted in. “Before Connor tries to take all the credit for it.†He waved his hand in front of Connor’s face before he could protest. “We want you to join in. We want to see which of us can do the most blatantly sexual thing in public but not just that… No, the number of public sex sessions will count in the bet, too.â€
I must have looked confused because Connor came closer to me. “We’d score each action and add up the figures at the end of a designated time period. So masturbation in the loos will score pretty low, maybe a two out of ten but all-out-naked sex in a corridor would be a ten.â€
“Right, who decides this scale?†I asked. I was surprised that I was even contemplating joining in but I couldn’t deny how much I had enjoyed watching the lads. The idea of taking part thrilled me.
“We’d do it together. Write a list of scenarios and decide their scores.â€
“And what does the winner actually win?â€
“Well, money of course. We were thinking ten grand was a decent sum.â€
“Ten grand? You must be joking. I don’t have that kind of money.â€
“Well maybe you could pay in sexual favours instead then.â€
“What?†I shook my head. “I mean, what? I thought you two were gay!â€
Matt winked. “Nah, darling, we swing both ways.â€
“So you’re seriously suggesting I pledge ten grand worth of sexual favours as my side of the bet?â€
“Yeah, we reckon a weekend of being our sex slave would cover that.â€
“Really?†I hadn’t realised I could do that one eyebrow raise thing until that moment.
The boys both nodded emphatically.
“But wait, won’t I be at a disadvantage? You’re in a couple and I’m just me. And I am sure as hell not just going to grab random men around the office to shag for the sake of a wager.â€
“Oh, hell no, Caroline, we’d not inflict that on you. There is a severe lack of sexiness in this work place for you to choose from.†Connor exclaimed, leaning casually against the desk. The one he’d leaned over to be fucked.
“You’d have us to work with.†Matt sat in his swivel chair and turned it to face me.
“But that’s still not fair, you spend more time together. You’ll have more time to plot your escapades.â€
“All right then… How about we factor in a score for surprise?†Matt asked.
“How do you mean?†Connor asked the question that was just on the top of my bruised lip.
“Like we give extra points for the most spontaneous fucking. So if I grab you in the lobby and press you against the window and fuck you then and there I’d get extra points for the fact you’d not been expecting it. So that way it discourages planning for all of us.â€
“Oh right, I see.â€
“So what do you think? Do you want to accept our wager?†Connor tried very hard to sound uninterested but his enthusiasm sparkled in his eye.
I was still struck by the image of being fucked in the foyer window and couldn’t think of an answer immediately. “Oh Connor, let the lady think it over.†Matt looked over at me and sighed dramatically. “Please excuse him, he just has no patience whatsoever. Take some time to decide. Tell you what, come and find us Monday morning and tell us your answer then, use the weekend to think it over.â€
“Okay,†I replied with a nod. “Thank you, I will. I need to get my head round this. I’ve never been a betting girl and this, well, this is something pretty major.â€
“It’d just be for fun,†Connor said. “The bet is just to add a little urgency to matters.â€
“Did we decide on time period for our, erm, activities?â€
Matt waved nonchalantly. “I don’t know. How about a work week, five days, does that seem reasonable?â€
I nodded. “Yeah, I guess.â€
“Okay then, we’ll see you Monday first thing then.â€
“Yeah, you will.†I stood up. My knees shook but I did manage to take a step towards the door.
As I walked past Connor his hand shot out and grabbed my wrist.
“I hope you’ll say yes,†he said and pulled me into his body. “And I hope this sways your decision.â€
He pressed his lips to mine violently. He never let go of my wrist during our kiss. When he released me as quickly as he’d reeled me in I gasped. I couldn’t get my head around what had just happened. He’d kissed me. My body was alive with lust. I wanted to grab him to force my kiss on him. I wanted Connor to see how good kissing me could be when I was in control and knew what was happening.
“I hope you say yes, too.†Matt smiled and offered me his hand in a gentlemanly manner. I took it and smiled. I yelped as he too tugged me tight to his hard body and forced a kiss upon me. I say forced but really I can’t say I endured it, I loved every moment of being pressed against him, my mouth surrendering to his.
When he let me go, I was fuzzy headed with lust and anticipation of what the forthcoming week could hold. “Good arguments for your case, gentleman,†I said and walked towards the door. “I’ll see you Monday.†What a day it had been. What a day indeed.
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Quirks, favourites and sexy men!
posted in Blog | Tagged: guest blog, Interview, Lily Harlem, Tasty Italian, Total-E-Bound

I’m over at Lily Harlem’s blog today. She’s interviewed me! To find out all about Tasty Italian, my weird habits and the characters I love pop on over to Lily’s blog and check it out!















